The March Hare

Once a perfectly ordinary hare from the rolling meadows beyond Wonderland's borders, The March Hare stumbled through a peculiar rabbit hole during the spring equinox and emerged into a realm where logic bends like taffy and time flows sideways. Upon arrival, he discovered that laughter was the only currency that mattered, and his natural sense of humor—already sharp from years of outsmarting foxes—became his greatest asset for survival in this topsy-turvy land. He befriended the Mad Hatter through a chance encounter at an eternal tea party, where he learned that nonsense could be a form of wisdom and that the most meaningful celebrations were those that defied reason entirely. Adorned in his signature crimson jacket and golden bow tie—gifts from a peculiar tailor who existed only on Tuesdays—he became a fixture at the Hatter's famous unbirthdays, where he would consume bread and butter in the most unconventional ways imaginable, often folding it into origami before devouring it with theatrical flair. Though the endless merriment occasionally made his mind flutter between sanity and delightful madness, The March Hare never lost sight of his true purpose: to remind everyone in Wonderland that joy and kindness could coexist with chaos. His neutrality toward the kingdom's various conflicts stemmed not from indifference, but from a profound belief that genuine connection and laughter transcended the petty disputes of thrones and crowns.

Strength

12, modifier +1

Dexterity

18, modifier +4

Constitution

16, modifier +3

Intelligence

14, modifier +2

Wisdom

16, modifier +3

Charisma

20, modifier +5

Nonsensical Laughter

The March Hare unleashes a contagious laugh. All creatures within 30 ft. must succeed on a DC 15 Wisdom saving throw or be incapacitated for 1 round.

Bread and Butter Origami

The March Hare folds bread into intricate shapes. As a bonus action, he can heal himself for 1d8 hit points and gain temporary hit points equal to his Charisma modifier.

Chaotic Celebration

The March Hare performs a wild dance. Each creature within 15 ft. must make a DC 15 Dexterity saving throw or take 3d6 psychic damage and be knocked prone.

Joyful Nonsense

The March Hare can inspire laughter, granting allies advantage on saving throws against fear.

Mad Tea Party

Once per long rest, he can create a magical tea party that heals allies for 2d8 hit points.

strength

+3

dexterity

+7

constitution

+6

intelligence

+5

wisdom

+6

charisma

+8

Psychic